Women wearing "stomach shirts" with well ... Stomachs

I wish I could take a picture of this (insert explicative here) but the sound from my flash would alert the "Decepticons" of my intent. They need not worry, I have no intentions of super imposing Halle's head on their body. I ain't in the best shape but you won't see me in a speedo thong! To quote Trey Songz "Yo nickas should have clowned you for puttin' that (anotha explicative) on" Seeing it put me on life support ... when her friend walked in with the same ish on it pulled the plug.